We all know what a Darwin Award is, but just for clarity.
Darwin Award: Given posthumously to people who do something stupid which results in their death before they have children. It is a recognition for their effort to improve humanity by removing stupid genes from the gene pool.
Now for the Platinum Darwin Award.
If you are too late for a Darwin Award, but you remove your genes from the gene pool by eliminating not only yourself but also your children.
This Award is necessary for those stupid enough to take all their shots AND give them to their children as well.
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